Jackass Proof Your Business.
A New Post By Chris Johnson
Business Development Consultant
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I hate Real Estate jackasses.
You know the types, some party to some transaction that hijacks everything, tries to twist everything. These people renegotiate after the deal is decided...with equal parts threat, greed, ignorance and malice?
Jackasses and fraudsters are why our industry is where it is. And I've had enough. In December of last year, a customer was referred to me that was upside down on 6 properties he bought in Phoenix and Florida. He had bought them in...wait for it...fall of 2005. They were sitting unrented, and the total equity loss that he had was over 75,000 per property. He had a stable job, and was looking forward to retirement in a few months. This made the guy nervous, and he wanted to punish everyone around him.
Specifically, he wanted me to refinance them with 18 month old appraisals, for little to no fees and a 6% rate. He walked me down the path really slowly, refusing to answer my questions. He was a jackass, he caused this mess, and wanted someone to clean it up.
When I wanted to verify something, I had to do it on my own. He was familiar with the process, and trying to get me on the hook for making loans without knowing anything, as if a loan in Jan of 08 was gonna close without an appraisal. I was sucked in to the 1.4mm in business that he had to offer, but spider-sense was definitely tingling.
And when he called my cell phone 14 times before 9:30 am on a Saturday, I told him that I was done speaking with him, and I will send the notice of denial out, and that I will contact law enforcement if he called again. I got one 'nasty email,' from him that impugned my character, but I was free. And that was the last Real Estate Jackass I ever dealt with.
What are the signs of a Real Estate Jackass?
- They overstep your boundaries. They call you at home, on the weekends, at numbers you didn't expect for them to call you. They call you day and night, all the time, and feel nothing about making demands of you.
- They trickle information in to you. This guy was well coached, he first asked about loan parameters, and interrupted me. He kept me on the phone, committing me to say yes to an increasingly bad scenario, unraveling one detail at a time.
- They remember every nuance of what you said, and hold you to every detail (without keeping theirs).
- They first call your work number, leave a message that says 'call me,' with no information. Then they call your cell. then they check back at both numbers, not always leaving messages.
- They renegotiate after the fact when the leverage shifts to them (A buyer at the last minute who demands an inspection credit).
- Wanting you to give first. "Just take a beating on this first deal then I'll give you ALL my business."
Honor has been missing from this industry for years. Jackasses abound.
What do you do with a jackass?
- Reserve the 'walk away' option in all things that you do. At any point in a transaction if you see the signs and your intuition tells you that you're going to be paying out the nose for dealing with this guy, reserve that. I carve it out in my initial presentation saying that I personally end my relationship with any customer that makes me uncomfortable.
- Charge More. Seriously. Jackasses abound, and what you have to do is without appology tax them for their behavior. If you've got the 'Win Win or No Deal' ethos summarized in #1, it will be fine.
- Don't Get Emotional. We're here to facilitate transactions, not to go to war over a leaky pipe somewhere. We want to stay reasonable, even in the face of stupidity. Jackasses will try to pull you into insanity with emotion.
Now, to totally jackass proof your business, you gotta be working with a good variety of clients. When you're not prospecting, marketing and taking in tons of clients, you're subject to the whims of Jackasses. Sometimes, you have to deal with those idiots to pay the mortgage. In order to fully jackass proof your business, you have to give yourself options and outs.
Massive amounts of prospecting and marketing keep you Jacaksass Proof.
When you do your marketing, you'll also be less likely to encounter jackasses because you'll exude the strength and confidence that comes from being a top caliber person. Jackasses feast on everyone they think that they can...so give yourself options to NOT work with jackasses.
Chris Johnson has a program for getting enough business to avoid Jackasses at http://loanofficersurvivaltraining.com.


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